miss universe’s last question
環球小姐最後一題
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman…
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms india: because it works day and night…
印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象proton車.
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官.
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官象航太飛機。
question: how can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes…
中國小姐：雖然不大，但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端