A married man was having an affair with his
secretary.
One day he went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub
them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.
“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my
secretary. We had sex all afternoon.”
"You lying bastard!
You’ve been playing golf!"